Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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