I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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