You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
this hospital has no fireball
When are your genitals available?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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