i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
