2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
