Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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