Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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