so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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