I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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