The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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