I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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