It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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