Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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