Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I deserve to be covered in dicks
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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