Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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