just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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