How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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