So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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