Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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