What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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