she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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