That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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