Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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