I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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