You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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