It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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