I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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