she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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