I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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