SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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