Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Those nachos came to me in a dream
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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