I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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