That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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