she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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