i may or may not be watching the land before time
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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