Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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