make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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