This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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