It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I think people are normalizing furries
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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