It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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