this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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