Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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