He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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