So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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