I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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