did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
