This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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