Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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