Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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