My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
my liver is dry heaving
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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