I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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