At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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