and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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