he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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