Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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