sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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