Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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