what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
